The Year of the Rooster

Happy Chinese New Year! Ok... its not official for a few more days, but Honolulu's Chinatown was crazy last night. Well, maybe not "crazy," but there was a lot of people out getting their new year's on. I hadn't eaten dinner yet, i was saving it for the block party...nothing like food that's been sitting out for hours waiting to be purchased...yummy! So i got some friend rice and some beef with brocolli... and here is where i nearly lost my life. After taking a bite of brocolli, I began to choke. I froze up, and forgot all hand and arm signals to let anyone know that you are choking. Thankfully, the brocoli worked its way out, after which I mentioned to my friends that I had almost just died. Then, I looked to my left to see two pretty attractive girls laughing at me. "You should have seen your face," they said. "I almost died, bitches," I replied.


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Beer Thermometer Hope I Never Lose My Wallet Redneck Roller Coaster

Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto

So...today was my friend Chris "Mutha F***in'" Robinson's 21st Birthday, and where did he want to go celebrate? The All-You Can Eat Japanese Seafood Buffet. Just typing those words made we want to puke. Have you ever had eel tail sushi? If not, grab your oldest pair of tennis shoes and chew on the sole for awhile... even the sake can't take away the taste. The best was when the waiter came to sing "Happy Birthday" and accidently called him Michael. he got the whole restaurant involved. It was truly beautiful... 50 - 60 Japanese tourists singing "Happy Birthday Michael" to a brotha named Chris.


A few random thoughts...

Mitches and Dust- any closer to s solid time frame of when you're looking to come out this way? Just curious. Matty and Blue: you guys should jump in with them. Think about it.

Big swell coming in on the North Shore tonight/tomorrow. I'll be puttin' on the water wings and paddeling to my death.

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Afro Ninja What's Your Prison Bitch Name? Revenge o' the Nerds

If only it was like the Beetle Bailey cartoons

Yeah, so... if only the Army was really like the Beetle Baily cartoons. I mean, c'mon, at least they had a little dog-- with an affinity for alcohol and hot women-- hanging around in a dress uniform. Punishments? Paint a fence or peel potatoes. Wanna know what really goes down? Come children, let Uncle Seamus tell you a little story...

So, my buddy "D the Killah Bee" went on and got herself in a little bit o' trouble this past week. Her mistake... she misread some info on a piece of paper and got called on it. OK. She messed up, and readily admitted it. I blame it on the North Carolina public school system, or her cataracts (ok, its the school system)... who knows who's at fault. Anyway, you might think that her embarrassment and feelings of shame would be punishment enough, right? No way!! She was given 30 hours to submit a handwritten 10,000 word essay on how wrong she was. See, 'round here we call that an R.B.I. (reply by indorsement)... where-in you right a thousand words or so saying how dumb you are, and how it will never happen again (check out this sample...friggin' hilarious!!). But 10,000 words handwritten when you still have a job to do, beauty sleep to get, and text messages to send...Impossible. Well, she got it typed, but not hand-written (remember the last time you turned in a handwritten essay, by the way? I think it was 4th grade history class when I wrote on the importance of the North wearing blue, and the South wearing grey: this way, I surmised, they would know who to shoot). But, I digress. Back to the point... so, she doesn't get it all copied out in time- and you know whats coming next: if you couldn't get 10,000 words handwritten in time, let's bump it up to 20,000 by the end of the weekend. Oh, and by the way, we are also going to add you to the schedule for the weekend. Sweet! Ya gotta feel for the girl.

May your writer's cramp last for meer seconds, and your ball point pen be ever full of ink!


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WTF?! Lohan Freestyle (righteous) New Postal Service Video Napoleon Dynamite Soundboard

Drop That Hot Pocket, And Listen to This Music...NOW!!

1. Louis XIV ... "Finding Out True Love Is Blind"
2. Ted Leo/Pharmacists... "Me & Mia"
3. ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead... "Worlds Apart"
4. Death From Above 1979... "Sexy Results"
5. Architecture in Helsinki... "The Owls Go"
6. These Arms Are Snakes ... Welcome To The Great North Woods
7. Olympic Hopefuls... Let's Go

there you have it... no friggin' reason to keep bumpin NKOTB or Sheena Easton in your car or during your ride on the train this week.

My First Post

Alrighty...I am now officially a computer geek. Hoorah for computers! Anyway, not a whole lot to say right now... just trying to get this thing up and running.

"I wear my scars like the rings on a pimp.
I live my life like the captain of a sinking ship"