Long Live William Shatner...

Found these vids on GorillaMask... not trying to bite their style or "steal they shit," but this stuff is classic for Christ' sake. Check em out...

Shatner does "Rocket Man"

Stewie from "Family Guy" does Shatner doing "Rocket Man".... friggin awesome!!!

The Leukemia Scare...

Gotta love a doctor who jumps the gun! My nephew, London, has been sick on and off this winter. Always seemed that he had a new case of the stomach flu, and that is how it had always been diagnosed. Well, yesterday my sister took him into the emergency room because he looked dehydrated, and had proudly proclaimed that he hadn’t “peed in days.” AWESOME! Anyway, the ER doctor—who, just for the record was not Noah Wylie or George Clooney, but might have had just about as much medical training as the two—told my sister that he was 90% sure that my nephew had leukemia. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Can we at least call in the oncologist first before we start throwing around the “L” word like a virgin throwing out the “V card” on prom night?
Anyhow- London went to see his real doctor today, who assured my sister that he does not have leukemia. They have to run more blood work, and on Friday we get the definitive word. Gosh!

He Did It All For The Nookie...

A Fred Durst sex video surfaces on the web... ick! I just puked and had to swallow it back down (maybe not the best thing to say in light of the graphic "not-so-limp-bizket" video). How do these guys do it? "Hey, I've got a shitty band that has never made a decent song. Wanna go back to my place and video-tape me throwin' it in sideways?" Just plain disturbing.

Oscar predictions for tomorrow night, anyone? I'm pulling for "Million Dollar Baby" to get some awards, thought it was pretty good.

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Make Your Own Grafitti
The Big He-Bowski (He-Man with The Big Lebowski dubbed over it)
Flip Flop Flyin'

Crip, Blood or Hill-Billy?

So... my friggin' cousin goes to court today. Apparently he's been "gang-banging" in Lexington, KY like he thought it was Compton. (please note: in this instance, "gang-banging" relates to the organization, assembly and criminal activities of a group of people... not Dusty's Friday night fantasy). I mean, seriously... a gang... in Kentucky? Drive by shootings on horses? Can you even sag your overalls?

I have shin splints...and they suck! I wish i could have something fun, like tourette's or narcolepsy. Now, those are some fun ailments.

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AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR DINNER TASTED LIKE CRAP
WARDROBE MALFUNCTION
DICTIONARAOKE

Down Came The Rain...

Well, came into work on Tuesday morning to find that the sprinkler pipe directly over my desk had burst in the middle of the night, and that ankle deep water had taken the place of the crumbs under my desk. Awesome... not only do I not do a damn thing all day, now I dont even have a computer to screw around on to pass the time. Alas, the life of the military chauffeur...

Hey, hey, hey... next Halloween lets all go as Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids. I call Mushmouth (this way, when I get wasted and slur my speech, I can pass it off by saying that I'm in character..."Oba, kaybe"). Sign up now to be Albert, Weird Harold, Dumb Donald or one of the others. I'm thinkin' we can call Leondo to be Albert...Hey Hey Hey

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Punk Rock Orchestra

See You In The Pit

The Whistles Go "Woo-Woo"... Bubb Rubb an' Lil Sis (bringing it back just for Dusty)

338 and Counting...

Thats right boys and girls...338 days and I'm a free man. God, I CAN NOT WAIT!! I'm sure that I will miss many aspects of Hawaii, but very few of the Army. Don't get me wrong, its been a good experience, but enough is enough.

Bought tickets to see Jack Johnson again when he comes back home in April. Its a festival show with G. Love and Special Sauce, Ozomatli, Jackson Browne and some local performers. Should be a good time.


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WTF?!?! THE REAL HARDY BOY BOOKS

Nothing Too Fun...

nothing too fun, just some kick ass links


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Jolie the Homewrecker (from the creators of Lohan Freestyle)
Paste Magazine
Strawberry Pop Tart Blow Torches



HAVE A SAFE WEEKEND!!!