Happy St. Patrick's Day...

Where's me lucky charms?

Be safe whilst drinking your green beer and stuffing your gut with corned beef and cabbage!

May your glass ever be full,
May the roof over your head always be strong,
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

A...W...E...S...O...M...E...

I've found my new passion... Spelling Bees. I spent no less than 2 hours yesterday evening watching the Hawaii State Spelling Bee (I watched it twice--had to catch the replay before bed). This stuff rocks. The kid I was rooting for (the fat, effeminate boy) came up just short. I was truly disappointed. Better luck next year, Johnathan Lee, better luck next year.

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The Octodog...

This might just be mankind's greatest invention...ever! The fuckin' Octodog! Turn any plain simple hot dog into an Octodog in mere seconds. Effing Awesome!


Octodog... mmm mmm good!


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I Wish I Was 4 Years Old Again...

Sometimes (ok, at least 6 or 7 times a day) I wish I could go back and be a kid again. Remember when you were 5 years old? I kinda do. My biggest concern in the world was what I was going to have for breakfast- even though it always ended up being cereal. And then came elementary school: my only worry then was that my arch nemisis, Tara Degraf, would try to say that I liked some girl on the playground, who I said had the cooties. Those were the days. High School: please just let me get out of here. College: please, God, don't give me any Friday classes, and in the name of Jesus don't let any classes start before 11 o'clock.

I suppose some day I'll look back at my "care-free" days in the Army, when my only concern was making sure I was up on time, and that I had the right uniform on at the right time. Alas, some things will never change.


Here's a pic of my neice and nephew...without a care in the world.

London and Jadan

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Dog Day Afternoon...

This dog knows best...


Right on!

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Rex-Kwan-Do

You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?

Feed a Fever, Starve a Cold...Or Is It The Other Way Around?

The harsh Hawaiian winter has finally caught up to me... I have a cold. I know, I know... I should have been wearing my scarf and my gloves, and those naked snow angels were a bad idea, but I have a life to live. Maybe Uncle Sam will lemme call in sick tomorrow, but I doubt it (freedom to spread and all that happy crap).

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Legal Crack... I Smokes Rocks, Bitch!

I have finally found it. Legal crack cocaine! OK, its not crack, but I'm addicted. I have been playing this game for 2 hours straight, and have tried to quit no less than 10 times... but I can't. My record so far is 1117.3... who can beat me? Post your longest distance in the comments section.

Here is the game: Penguin and Yeti

Best of luck!

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